Results May VaryWarning: Fat pony stuff ahead. If you don't like that sort of thing, then I suggest you hit the back button now.Results May Vary by Shamrock95
If I owned MLP, don't you think I'd have better things to do with my time than write fanfics?
"And I say I would totally have won!"
"Pffft, oh please. By the end, you were trembling worse than a leaf in a tornado!"
Rainbow Dash and Applejack had gotten into yet another one of their arguments over who was the tougher pony. This time, they were squabbling over the incident in the Princesses' abandoned castle a while ago. Rainbow Dash was adamant that she would have definitely had the guts to stay in the castle all night, and Applejack of course didn't believe her. The two vitriolic friends continued their bickering as they walked down a path along the edge of Whitetail Woods.
"Alright, maybe I was a little scared," Rainbow admitted reluctantly. "But I was nowhere near as scared as you!"
Before Applejack could c
Blueberry LoveIt was a fine day as Samus and Zelda strolled through town. Zelda then smiled at something, leading Samus towards it. "What's up, Zelda?" asked Samus.
"The candy factory is offering tours!" said Zelda. "We can have some free candy!"
"Okay." Smiled Samus. She would never admit it, but like her lover, she also had a sweet tooth. However, they often worked out, so their bodies were slim and trim. The two walked in, going on the tour. First they saw the chocolate bars being made, then the Skittles, then the Starbursts, and finally, the gum. It was blueberry gum.
"Oh, blueberry gum!" smiled Zelda.
"Hope it's not like the movies." Said Samus.
"We used to have that problem." Said the tour guide. "However, we fixed it, but it's still in the darker gum, or is it the lighter gum?"
"Can we have some?" asked Zelda.
"Sure." Said the tour guide, picking up two pieces of the darker blue gum.
The Pokeroid Uprising PrologueIt was the year 22XX in Ambiville. Awakening in a time-frozen capsule, Zach stumbled out of the opened stasis pod. "Deja Vu... Oh for the love of..." Mumbled the human player. "They've gone the whole route with robots, haven't they?" The room Zach was in was dark, filled with several more capsules. As Zach made his way out, he found himself looking at a clear sky and a high-tech city. However, there didn't seem to be any sign of human life other than himself. He did see a billboard among the spires of metal and crystal.
"Welcome to Neo-Ambiville. Swell fun for everyone."
Ambivillians... Can't really imagine them having any better luck with robots than humanity ever did. Thought Zach, hearing a hissing sound and a feminine moan of pleasure. Or...maybe more of the same "swell" shenanigans. He quietly turned around, heading towards the communications station. He had no time to stop, he had to try to find out what was going on. He began taking a quiet
Duel of the goddessesPalutena sat with Nayru, Din and Farore, observing Pit as he soared through the skies. As they smiled, they were unaware of Medusa approaching. She aimed her staff at Palutena, grinning evilly. Medusa aimed her staff, firing a blue bolt! As Palutena chatted away, she was unaware her skin was turning blue! She felt her outfit grow tight and looked down as Nayru gasped in shock. "Palutena, you're turning blue!" said Nayru.
"I can see that, I think I'm growing, too!" said Palutena. She felt her belts tighten and saw her breasts grow. Medusa laughed and Palutena turned.
"Okay, what are you doing here and what are you doing to me?" asked Palutena sternly.
"Inflating you, princess." Smiled Medusa. She snapped her fingers, making Palutena a ten foor blue sphere with five foot in diameter breasts!
"Okay, if we're playing that way." Said Palutena. She blasted Medusa, inflating her to th
Inflated LoversSamus and Zelda were relaxing in Zelda's Castle, Jill Valentine nearby with a rifle in case of threats such as Space Pirates or Zombies. The couple had had a pretty intense make-out session and was now watching TV. "This is such a nice day." Commented Samus.
"Yeah." Said Zelda, placing her head on Samus' chest. The scene was calm, however, some Space Pirates neared the Castle. Jill saw them coming and readied her rifle, firing at the alien fiends. The Space Pirates responded by firing a dart, knocking Jill out. They threw her in the Castle and fired again, striking both Samus and Zelda! Samus turned, aiming her paralyzer. Zelda fired Din's Fire as Samus blasted, killing a Space Pirate. She then examined the dart.
"Liquid Helium?" she asked. "I guess they were trying to poison us." She pulled the darts out of Zelda and Jill, but then all three felt odd as the Space Pi
A Night Of Drama TGSparkz had just moved in with two people who were looking for a roommate. He saw the add in the paper and accepted. When he moved in he noticed his roommates where a dude and a girl. They looked okay as they easily became friends with Sparkz until he found out that they loved to tg as weird stuff always happened to them and now Sparkz as he got annoyed by it. So one night...
"Hey Sidney." Zeke said holding a small box sitting on the couch next to his roommate.
"Hey Zeke, whats that?" She said curious.
"Oh nothing, just a present my cousin sent me." He said."You wanna see?" He said with a grin.
As she opened the box a big light flashed out a zapped her and Zeke to.
"Ow, what the hell was that for you jerk." She snapped at Zeke.
"You'll find out in a minute cause it was a happy cat box." He said.
"Happy cat box?" She said. "Whats tha-Nyaaaaaaa." She said as she covered her mouth.
"Oh my god what was that?" She said confused.
"I told you you're turning into a happy cat, The nam